Random thoughts....

One of my online buddies requested I write in my blog because "reading them makes me smile." Yeah...okay granted...I think she needs a life, but who the hell am I to judge? It is not like my life is one big amazing party.

So anyway, I was sitting here trying to decide what "entertaining" entry I could post to not disappoint my one fan. But then I realized. I don't write this shit for anyone but me. I write to express myself and keep from going insane. That's when I decided what I wanted to say.

Ever notice how annoying Ashlee Simpson is? I mean I watched a little mini marathon of her show on MTV not too long ago and she bothered me. Not for the obvious reasons either. Yeah she is cute...and rich...and obviously spoiled. But it was not that.

She rambled...I mean just constantly....especially when she was trying to make a toast. Then there was the whining over her boyfriend who obviously needs a haircut. And I am sorry. I know she is supposed to be trendy and fashionable but those clothes are UGLY.

Then I realized that comments like this reveal my age. I am getting old and obviously completely out the realm of "cool". I remember when I was taken by Nirvana. Hell Curt Cobain had no fashion sense either, and I do not think he ventured to the shower often. But to me he was cool. He was a trend setter. He was the voice of my generation. I know if someone like him came out today (which there are many copy cats...sort of) I would be like...Get a haircut! Wash your clothes! Learn about proper hygiene!

What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise? Is he really dating Katie Holmes? I know the whole debate still exists out there over his sexuality. And this only tips to the homosexual side if you ask me. Cause it is like he is trying his best to prove something. "See! Look at me! I can get gorgeous women! Really I can!"

Does anyone remember when MTV used to play videos? How about VH1? I bet if I turned either one of them on right now, I would be watching some ridiculous show. Let's see today I saw some sort of dating thing on MTV and then on VH1 was about rocker girlfriends and how the Hilton sisters cannot be embarrassed. Or was that on E!? See I cannot tell them apart anymore!!!!

I remember when VH1 was considered the old folks music station and MTV had all the cool videos. I remember Rock Blocks, Head Bangers Ball, Alternative Nation, Yo! MTV Raps... Now all they have are crappy shows...shows that have little or nothing at all to do with music. And if they do show videos it usually during that awful TRL where they show 10 seconds of a video and then endless minutes of the audience screaming. I cannot remember the last time I actually saw an entire video.

I tried watching MTV2. Another disappointment. More shows. I was so desperate for music videos I ended up watching VH1 Classic. But when they say classic they mean classic. We should have known that Remote Control was the beginning of the end. Damn Kari Wuhrer and Colin Quinn!

How many times is the movie The Italian Job going to be aired on Showtime? I have seen it a dozen times now. I am so glad I never spent the cash to see it at the theater. I am not a big Mark Walhberg fan, but he was surprisingly good in this movie. I could not get passed Handsome Rob though. He is bald but oh so sexy. MMMMM HMMM!

But back to my rant. I turn on the TV and it seems like every day on one of the 6 or so Showtime channels I have that freakin' Italian Job is on. Geez! There are plenty of movies you guys can show. That one is worn the fuck out!

Why on earth does Brittany Spears think she is going to be a MILF? She is already looking worn out & tired and she it not even close to 30 yet! I think when she and Justin Timberlake broke up she lost what little intelligence she had. One of these days she is gonna make her own "Truth or Dare" movie and proclaim Justin was the one that got away. I have noticed her career seems to have pretty much fizzled right now. GOOD! I am sick to death of her like I was of the Spice Girls. I danced a jig when them bitches broke up and disappeared.

Gee do I sound bitter? I know the more intellectual thing to do would be to discuss my political views and debate the ramifications of house and senate issues. But entertainment is much more interesting. Besides, who the fuck would read this long about the idiosyncrasies of our president or the fact that we still cannot find Osama Bin Laudin? We are reminded everyday by the reports of our fathers, sons, husbands, brothers, moms, daughters, wives, and sisters that are shipped off everyday...some returning in a box. And no one can explain exactly why. Oh there is the government spin of protection of freedom and democracy, but realistically it is all bullshit.

So instead of focusing on the pertinent issues of today, which believe me I am very passionate about, I focus on the trivial. Because it is far less heart breaking and alot more fun. Besides if these morons choose to do these ludicrous things in the public, they deserve my wrath.